What Worries Conservatives Today?

Google doodles.

Yes, the changes Google occasionally makes to its logo irks conservatives. In yesterday's Slate, the conspiracy is revealed. It seems conservatives would like their holidays to be commemorated. Google, is it so hard to place a dead soldier or crucified Christ (ya know, the cheery images that make conservatives so much fun at parties!) between your oos?

Google defends itself by stating they didn't celebrate Judy Garland's birthday last year, upsetting legions of gay males.

Every day can't be a 'War On Religion' in Foxland. Somedays need to be a 'War On Google Doodads.' Keep at it. Every resource they spend on that, is less they spend on John McSame.