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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

More Photos From 'The Road'

USA Today has more photos from the upcoming adaptation of Cormac McCarthy's The Road. Viggo looks great as the father. I'm still upset that they wrote a bigger role for the wife (to be played by Charlize Theron), but hopefully it is not that much of a difference.

I'm still here for this opening weekend.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting

Slate has a great piece on the history of fights in cinema. Here are a couple of which I happen to be a huge fan.

First. Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris. When Bruce Lee says jump, Chuck Norris looks for a soft landing. Bruce Lee's breakfast is juice, bacon, Chuck Norris, bacon. See for yourself.



Bruce Willis has had a bad day. First, his wife wants a divorce. Then, a bunch of thugs take a high-rise hostage and bust up his romantic attempt to get back together. His feet are cut up. And how he's gotta fight Aryan Eric.



Do not do this at home. Except if it's with your wife.

Friday, August 8, 2008

What Got Us Here

I'm about to admit publicly a fact that I've been hiding for many, many years. In 2000, I voted for George Bush. There. I said it. Now here's why.

My parents are in no way liberals. Abortion, for instance, is a major issue for them. My brother and sisters continue to rag on my father for voting for Nixon in '68. But a funny thing happened. America became more conservative, and as this sea change occurred, my moderate parents moved ever closer to the left.

My parents are New Deal babies. They believe a government has a social responsibility to its constituents. When Ronald Reagan became president, this philosophy was painted as radical. My earliest political memory is my grandmother, Irene, calling Reagan a 'damn idiot' during one of his State of the Union addresses. I stayed up to watch Mondale lose with my mother, hoping beyond hope that Reagan would not win again. I rooted for Dukakis in '88.

But then the Iraq War I happened. My father was adamantly against the war, but my sister Michelle, my mother, and I were impressed. George Bush and his aides had confronted a notoriously bad man and prevented him from attaining his wishes of regional domination. He also got us out immediately afterward, and did all of this with immense international support. Republicans couldn't be all bad, right?

Bill Clinton held the office for the rest of the '90's, and the idealistic teen I became was fairly disillusioned. I watched Rwanda happen, and our government did nothing. I watched Bosnia happen for years and years, and our government did nothing for the longest time. At home, I saw a president forced into mortal combat with an unyielding Republican majority in Congress. Nothing got done.

Then Bill did the Monica in the Oval Office. I was truly appalled. Looking back now, most of my anger was jealousy. I suffered from the pious self-righteousness of the 'not-getting-laid'. In '00, Al Gore ran a ridiculously awful campaign. I watched the whole thing thinking, "He's gonna let the boob son win. How is that possible?" Sickened, when I entered the booth I couldn't vote for anyone who had made such a fiasco out of a sure thing. Hey, Bush had Cheney with him and Powell, right? Just like the old days!

So I voted for George Bush.

Very quickly, I discovered the error of my ways and I intend on making up for that failure of conscientious citizenship.

But I was not alone. Millions of fellow Americans were similarly hood-winked. My father has developed a wacky conspiracy theory that the right is a concentrated, shadowy organization (a true Evil Empire) which developed plans hundreds of years into the future intending to disenfranchise the American citizen. I don't believe this, because I don't know how it explains the current disaster which is the Republican party. I do believe there is an industrial cabal, though, who intends to use the Republican party as a means to further their short-term, selfish goals. And I believe this has been going on for years and has reached its pinnacle in the George Bush II administration.

Thomas Frank agrees. In Salon, he discusses his great new book,
"The Wrecking Crew: How Conservatives Rule" , where he does all the research to reveal the greedy machinations of the forces behind today's Republican party. Frank reveals that an extreme, corporate, anti-government hatred existed before the depression. This from a 1928 pamphlet:
"The best public servant is the worst one. A thoroughly first-rate man in public service is corrosive. He eats holes in our liberties. The better he is and the longer he stays the greater the danger. If he is an enthusiast -- a bright-eyed madman who is frantic to make this the finest government in the world -- the black plague is a house pet by comparison."

The forces behind the Republican party still believe this. We must inform everyone that the Republicans are sock puppets of corporate interests who care very little about America's long-term well-being. Sure, the Democrats receive contributions as well from corporate America. But there is in no way the incestuous relationship between money, lobbyists, and policy as there is with the Republicans.

Do not repeat the same mistake I did. Inform yourself, and vote for the future.



Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Rags-To-Pads

Two transplanted New Yorkers who now live in New Delhi are attempting to secure sanitary pads for women in India. In poor areas, women tear cloth off their saris to stanch flow, leaving them open to infections. Really, this is fairly awful. They are asking for contributions of $40.00 to help build a machine that can manufacture sanitary pads and aid two women who wish to form a company to sell them. You can check out the web site here.

Consider this your One Small Good Deed today.

Aye Yi Yi!

Barack Obama has reversed his energy policy, and now wants to open up the strategic oil reserves according to the Washington Post. At this very moment, House Republicans are trying to pass legislation that will expand Arctic drilling. Yes, Virginia, this really is an election year.

The politicians have heard it loud and clear-Americans are sick of high gas prices. Guess what, America? THEY'RE NOT GOING DOWN!

Not in the short-term. Not in the long-term. The days of the under $4.00 gallon of gas are over. No matter how much we attempt to increase our own domestic production, the people of China and India will still control the market through their vast energy needs. This is Global Economics 101.

This is not the '70s. We are not the largest consumer of oil anymore. China is.

Why can't we have leaders who talk to America straight and let them know the truth? Barack, my principled friend, I'm looking in your direction. We need to ween people off oil.

Related: The New York Times reports on how the high price of oil is affecting the global economy. Good news for Mexico. Bad news for China.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Here's Your Rupert Murdoch Wall Street Journal

File this under 'Too Freaking Bizarre to be Actually True'. Last week, a Wall Street Journal writer, Amy Chozik, wrote a piece about whether Barack was too skinny to be president. Seriously. Yes, the Rupert Murdoch era has officially begun. If it wasn't bad enough that WSJ assigned such a fluff piece, it turns out Ms. Chozik did her research by posting to Yahoo! Message Boards the query, you guessed it, "Is Barack Too Skinny to Be President?"

How in God's name did a journalist this awful get a job? Newspaper business, watching your disintegration is actually starting to become a pleasant case of schadenfreude.

Friday, August 1, 2008

We Hate Hipsters

Right when you thought it was safe to stride city streets, this weekend brings Lollapalooza. Yes, Austin and Brooklyn are about to barf up their hipsters all over us...again. I survived Pitchfork. I survived because there is definitely an audience breach afoot. There exists an audience which loves the music for the music, an audience which is growing as exponentially as the hipsters are. I believe music and culture will survive the hipsters mad attempt to co-opt everybody's childhood for their own. I have hope.

But some of you may be wondering, "What is a hipster and why should I be scared?"

Adbusters provides the answer. The new issue has a well-written article titled, "Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization".

Hipsterdom is the first “counterculture” to be born under the advertising industry’s microscope, leaving it open to constant manipulation but also forcing its participants to continually shift their interests and affiliations. Less a subculture, the hipster is a consumer group – using their capital to purchase empty authenticity and rebellion. But the moment a trend, band, sound, style or feeling gains too much exposure, it is suddenly looked upon with disdain. Hipsters cannot afford to maintain any cultural loyalties or affiliations for fear they will lose relevance.

Excellent! Clap, clap! Growing up, going to Metro all ages shows, was not a happy time in my life. I wouldn't repeat a day of my adolescence for all the money in the world. When I went to the shows, I didn't think I was cool. I was looking for something to communicate why I didn't fit in. What I loved about the indie scene of the early to mid-90s is that there were all kinds of people invited. Everyone brought their own knowledge.

Hipsters breed out these differences. Everything about them is manufactured, because they've never learned appreciation. Their taste has not been developed and, stunted, it's rotting. They are true culture zombies. If you value art, you must make sure they are ignored and remain in their ghettos.