Facebook Masturbators, Dinty Moore Dads, and Other Key Demographics

The Onion News Network has a pretty funny, Daily Show-like video up goofing on the crazy demographic slices pollsters and networks keep creating.


Latest Poll Reveals 430 New Demographics That Will Decide Election

Unfortunately, the key to Republican strategy is splitting us up into these small, meaningless groups. Divide and conquer. Let's hope it doesn't work this year.

Al Gore Places Infant Son In Rocket To Escape Dying Planet

Absolutely hilarious. Thank you, The Onion. Make the jump and read the rest of this great article.